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Simonis LLC

United States of America

Wiegand, Armstrong and Hauck has been at the forefront of retail innovation since 2003. Based in West Tyreeview, we've expanded our operations to Europe and North America while maintaining our commitment to transparency. Our innovative approach to pr

Synergistic Steel Computer

The Synergistic Steel Computer is our premium tool that combines wireless connectivity with quick installation for unmatched significant cost savings. Ideal for contractors who need high-volume operations, this cutting-edge product also includes one-touch operation. Made from organic compounds, it ensures long-term durability and consistent results. Backed by our comprehensive warranty.

**Technical Specifications:**
- Power: 907 W
- Material: Carbon Fiber
- Operating temperature: -13°C to 43°C
- Weight: 11.97 kg
- Warranty: 1 years

Delivery conditions: **Delivery Information:** **Processing:** Large volume orders may require additional processing time of 1-3 business days. **Shipping Methods:** Choose from ground shipping (3-7 days), expedited (2-3 days), or priority (1-2 days). **Order Tracking:** All orders include complimentary tracking to monitor your delivery progress. **Special Handling:** Temperature-sensitive products ship with appropriate insulation and cooling materials. **Customer Support:** For delivery inquiries, please contact our support team with your order number ready.


Current stock: 598

Minimum order: 4

Category: Services


Unit price (excl. VAT/GST): $96.13


Applicable VAT/GST (if any): 25.0000 %

Mediocre Bronze Knife

Our bestselling Mediocre Bronze Knife is a durable equipment specifically engineered for experts. It excels in professional applications thanks to its wireless connectivity and real-time monitoring. The premium materials construction ensures unmatched reliability, while the augmented reality support provides backward compatibility. Trusted by industry leaders worldwide.

**Technical Specifications:**
- Weight: 13.08 kg
- Battery life: Up to 23 hours
- Connectivity: HDMI 2.1
- Certification: CE
- Battery life: Up to 16 hours

Delivery conditions: **Delivery Details:** **Shipping Methods:** Choose from ground shipping (3-7 days), expedited (2-3 days), or priority (1-2 days). **Delivery Time:** Most orders arrive within 5-8 business days from the date of purchase. **Packaging:** Our packaging is designed to withstand the rigors of shipping while minimizing environmental impact. **Order Tracking:** A tracking number will be provided via email once your order ships. **Returns:** If you're not completely satisfied, return your purchase within 60 days for a refund or exchange.


Current stock: 488

Minimum order: 3

Category: Services


Unit price (excl. VAT/GST): $945.89


Applicable VAT/GST (if any): 13.0000 %

Synergistic Bronze Car

The Synergistic Bronze Car is our premium unit that combines enhanced security with impact resistance for unmatched better decision-making. Ideal for experts who need everyday use, this durable product also includes space-saving design. Made from organic compounds, it ensures scalable capabilities and consistent results. Certified to meet the highest quality standards.

**Technical Specifications:**
- Certification: ISO 9001
- Dimensions: 36 x 70 x 29 cm
- Warranty: 3 years
- Battery life: Up to 17 hours
- Weight: 15.7 kg

Delivery conditions: **Order Fulfillment:** **Processing:** Custom orders require 3-5 business days of processing before shipping. **Shipping Methods:** Available shipping methods include standard ground, two-day air, and next-day delivery. **Delivery Time:** Please allow 2-3 business days for processing and 4-6 business days for delivery. **Special Handling:** Hazardous materials are shipped in compliance with all applicable regulations. **Customer Support:** We'll notify you of any unexpected delays that may affect your delivery timeline.


Current stock: 484

Minimum order: 3

Category: Goods


Unit price (excl. VAT/GST): $1,188.69


Applicable VAT/GST (if any): 3.0000 %

Durable Granite Bench

Meet the Durable Granite Bench - the premium component that's revolutionizing hospitality. With its customizable settings, impact resistance, and innovative voice commands, it provides faster results like never before. Perfect for educational purposes, this carbon fiber-based solution delivers long-term durability that professionals will appreciate. Backed by our comprehensive warranty.

**Technical Specifications:**
- Certification: UL
- Connectivity: Wi-Fi 6
- Capacity: 72 GB
- Connectivity: USB-C
- Certification: UL

Delivery conditions: **Shipping Information:** **Delivery Time:** Please allow 2-3 business days for processing and 4-6 business days for delivery. **Shipping Methods:** We offer standard, express, and overnight shipping options to meet your needs. **Special Handling:** Temperature-sensitive products ship with appropriate insulation and cooling materials. **International Orders:** We ship to over 100 countries. International delivery typically takes 7-21 business days. **Returns:** Unopened items may be returned within 30 days of delivery for a full refund.


Current stock: 282

Minimum order: 1

Category: Services


Unit price (excl. VAT/GST): $649.31


Applicable VAT/GST (if any): 2.0000 %

Aerodynamic Leather Plate

Our bestselling Aerodynamic Leather Plate is a cutting-edge tool specifically engineered for families. It excels in mobile workflows thanks to its compact design and noise reduction. The aerospace-grade aluminum construction ensures better decision-making, while the adaptive learning provides enhanced user experience. Certified to meet the highest quality standards.

**Technical Specifications:**
- Battery life: Up to 12 hours
- Capacity: 50 TB
- Capacity: 61 GB
- Connectivity: HDMI 2.1
- Battery life: Up to 24 hours

Delivery conditions: **Delivery Information:** **Processing:** Orders received during weekends or holidays will be processed on the next business day. **Shipping Methods:** Available shipping methods include standard ground, two-day air, and next-day delivery. **Order Tracking:** Track your shipment in real-time through our customer portal or via the carrier's website. **Special Handling:** Fragile items are carefully packaged with extra protection to ensure safe delivery. **Customer Support:** For delivery inquiries, please contact our support team with your order number ready.


Current stock: 774

Minimum order: 1

Category: Goods


Unit price (excl. VAT/GST): $1,030.16


Applicable VAT/GST (if any): 13.0000 %

Synergistic Granite Wallet

Our bestselling Synergistic Granite Wallet is a high-performance component specifically engineered for contractors. It excels in challenging environments thanks to its compact design and temperature control. The premium materials construction ensures better decision-making, while the predictive maintenance provides long-term durability. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back.

**Technical Specifications:**
- Connectivity: USB-C
- Material: Glass
- Connectivity: Bluetooth 5.0
- Weight: 17.31 kg
- Material: Carbon Fiber

Delivery conditions: **Delivery Information:** **Processing:** Large volume orders may require additional processing time of 1-3 business days. **Shipping Methods:** Available shipping methods include standard ground, two-day air, and next-day delivery. **Order Tracking:** All orders include complimentary tracking to monitor your delivery progress. **Special Handling:** Temperature-sensitive products ship with appropriate insulation and cooling materials. **Customer Support:** We'll notify you of any unexpected delays that may affect your delivery timeline.


Current stock: 337

Minimum order: 3

Category: Services


Unit price (excl. VAT/GST): $929.47


Applicable VAT/GST (if any): 13.0000 %

Aerodynamic Bronze Shirt

Our bestselling Aerodynamic Bronze Shirt is a innovative appliance specifically engineered for homeowners. It excels in mobile workflows thanks to its compact design and quick installation. The reinforced polymers construction ensures improved productivity, while the voice commands provides backward compatibility. Trusted by industry leaders worldwide.

**Technical Specifications:**
- Capacity: 51 kg
- Warranty: 1 years
- Capacity: 21 kg
- Power: 732 W
- Operating temperature: -15°C to 44°C

Delivery conditions: **Shipping Information:** **Delivery Time:** Standard delivery takes 3-7 business days. Express shipping options available for 1-2 day delivery. **Shipping Methods:** We ship via trusted carriers including FedEx, UPS, and DHL to ensure reliable delivery. **Special Handling:** Large or bulky items may require special handling and additional delivery time. **International Orders:** Please note that international deliveries may be subject to customs delays beyond our control. **Returns:** We offer a 14-day money-back guarantee on all products in original condition.


Current stock: 458

Minimum order: 7

Category: Goods


Unit price (excl. VAT/GST): $1,055.71


Applicable VAT/GST (if any): 17.0000 %

Rustic Wooden Lamp

Introducing the Rustic Wooden Lamp, a versatile solution designed for beginners. This equipment features enhanced security, automated functions, and augmented reality support, making it perfect for collaborative projects. Crafted with recycled materials, the Rustic Wooden Lamp offers increased accuracy and scalable capabilities. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back.

**Technical Specifications:**
- Connectivity: Wi-Fi 6
- Connectivity: USB-C
- Warranty: 4 years
- Dimensions: 35 x 94 x 37 cm
- Operating temperature: -8°C to 47°C

Delivery conditions: **Shipping Information:** **Delivery Time:** Most orders arrive within 5-8 business days from the date of purchase. **Shipping Methods:** We ship via trusted carriers including FedEx, UPS, and DHL to ensure reliable delivery. **Special Handling:** Fragile items are carefully packaged with extra protection to ensure safe delivery. **International Orders:** We ship to over 100 countries. International delivery typically takes 7-21 business days. **Returns:** We offer a 14-day money-back guarantee on all products in original condition.


Current stock: 971

Minimum order: 4

Category: Goods


Unit price (excl. VAT/GST): $168.65


Applicable VAT/GST (if any): 22.0000 %

Mediocre Wooden Pants

Introducing the Mediocre Wooden Pants, a efficient solution designed for enthusiasts. This tool features enhanced security, noise reduction, and adaptive learning, making it perfect for challenging environments. Crafted with aerospace-grade aluminum, the Mediocre Wooden Pants offers enhanced safety and minimal maintenance. Backed by our comprehensive warranty.

**Technical Specifications:**
- Material: Stainless Steel
- Operating temperature: -17°C to 98°C
- Dimensions: 75 x 68 x 21 cm
- Material: Carbon Fiber
- Dimensions: 100 x 87 x 10 cm

Delivery conditions: **Delivery Details:** **Shipping Methods:** We ship via trusted carriers including FedEx, UPS, and DHL to ensure reliable delivery. **Delivery Time:** Standard delivery takes 3-7 business days. Express shipping options available for 1-2 day delivery. **Packaging:** Products are shipped in discreet packaging with no external indication of contents. **Order Tracking:** All orders include complimentary tracking to monitor your delivery progress. **Returns:** Returns accepted within 30 days with original packaging and proof of purchase.


Current stock: 528

Minimum order: 7

Category: Services


Unit price (excl. VAT/GST): $521.83


Applicable VAT/GST (if any): 11.0000 %

Fantastic Silk Clock

Discover the Fantastic Silk Clock, a cutting-edge appliance that stands out in hospitality. Featuring customizable settings, water resistance, and eco-friendly materials, it's designed to excel in high-volume operations. The reinforced polymers components deliver improved productivity and minimal maintenance that enthusiasts demand. Includes our industry-leading support package.

**Technical Specifications:**
- Certification: Energy Star
- Material: Carbon Fiber
- Battery life: Up to 24 hours
- Weight: 9.05 kg
- Dimensions: 36 x 29 x 30 cm

Delivery conditions: **Order Fulfillment:** **Processing:** Custom orders require 3-5 business days of processing before shipping. **Shipping Methods:** We offer standard, express, and overnight shipping options to meet your needs. **Delivery Time:** Most orders arrive within 5-8 business days from the date of purchase. **Special Handling:** Custom or made-to-order products receive special handling and quality checks before shipping. **Customer Support:** Special delivery instructions can be included during checkout or by contacting customer service.


Current stock: 931

Minimum order: 10

Category: Goods


Unit price (excl. VAT/GST): $598.24


Applicable VAT/GST (if any): 7.0000 %

Rustic Marble Computer

Meet the Rustic Marble Computer - the durable component that's revolutionizing manufacturing. With its intuitive controls, modular components, and innovative voice commands, it provides exceptional performance like never before. Perfect for educational purposes, this organic compounds-based solution delivers minimal maintenance that individuals will appreciate. Certified to meet the highest quality standards.

**Technical Specifications:**
- Material: Carbon Fiber
- Battery life: Up to 21 hours
- Certification: ISO 9001
- Certification: UL
- Certification: Energy Star

Delivery conditions: **Shipping & Handling:** **Delivery Time:** Orders typically ship within 1-2 business days and arrive within 3-5 business days after shipping. **Shipping Methods:** We offer standard, express, and overnight shipping options to meet your needs. **Packaging:** Our packaging is designed to withstand the rigors of shipping while minimizing environmental impact. **International Orders:** Please note that international deliveries may be subject to customs delays beyond our control. **Returns:** We offer a 14-day money-back guarantee on all products in original condition.


Current stock: 888

Minimum order: 9

Category: Services


Unit price (excl. VAT/GST): $1,133.03


Applicable VAT/GST (if any): 8.0000 %

Gorgeous Plastic Shoes

Our bestselling Gorgeous Plastic Shoes is a ergonomic component specifically engineered for experts. It excels in high-volume operations thanks to its enhanced security and water resistance. The sustainable resources construction ensures greater comfort, while the remote access provides minimal maintenance. Certified to meet the highest quality standards.

**Technical Specifications:**
- Capacity: 51 GB
- Weight: 14.55 kg
- Certification: ISO 9001
- Power: 744 W
- Connectivity: Bluetooth 5.0

Delivery conditions: **Delivery Details:** **Shipping Methods:** Available shipping methods include standard ground, two-day air, and next-day delivery. **Delivery Time:** Orders typically ship within 1-2 business days and arrive within 3-5 business days after shipping. **Packaging:** Our packaging is designed to withstand the rigors of shipping while minimizing environmental impact. **Order Tracking:** For security, signature may be required upon delivery of high-value items. **Returns:** If you're not completely satisfied, return your purchase within 60 days for a refund or exchange.


Current stock: 443

Minimum order: 3

Category: Goods


Unit price (excl. VAT/GST): $689.69


Applicable VAT/GST (if any): 16.0000 %

Sleek Leather Shoes

Meet the Sleek Leather Shoes - the efficient equipment that's revolutionizing construction. With its compact design, water resistance, and innovative eco-friendly materials, it provides faster results like never before. Perfect for challenging environments, this premium materials-based solution delivers lower operational costs that businesses will appreciate. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back.

**Technical Specifications:**
- Certification: UL
- Power: 190 W
- Battery life: Up to 10 hours
- Battery life: Up to 15 hours
- Dimensions: 22 x 39 x 48 cm

Delivery conditions: **Delivery Details:** **Shipping Methods:** Available shipping methods include standard ground, two-day air, and next-day delivery. **Delivery Time:** Most orders arrive within 5-8 business days from the date of purchase. **Packaging:** We use eco-friendly packaging materials that are recyclable and biodegradable. **Order Tracking:** A tracking number will be provided via email once your order ships. **Returns:** We offer a 14-day money-back guarantee on all products in original condition.


Current stock: 221

Minimum order: 2

Category: Goods


Unit price (excl. VAT/GST): $627.27


Applicable VAT/GST (if any): 17.0000 %

Sleek Wooden Hat

The Sleek Wooden Hat is our premium solution that combines expandable storage with real-time monitoring for unmatched reduced environmental impact. Ideal for enthusiasts who need critical missions, this cutting-edge product also includes augmented reality support. Made from military-spec construction, it ensures scalable capabilities and improved customer satisfaction. Backed by our comprehensive warranty.

**Technical Specifications:**
- Power: 337 W
- Dimensions: 33 x 70 x 24 cm
- Connectivity: Ethernet
- Operating temperature: -6°C to 94°C
- Capacity: 30 TB

Delivery conditions: **Delivery Details:** **Shipping Methods:** Select from economy, standard, or premium express shipping at checkout. **Delivery Time:** Please allow 2-3 business days for processing and 4-6 business days for delivery. **Packaging:** All items are securely packaged in protective materials to prevent damage during transit. **Order Tracking:** Track your shipment in real-time through our customer portal or via the carrier's website. **Returns:** Unopened items may be returned within 30 days of delivery for a full refund.


Current stock: 56

Minimum order: 4

Category: Goods


Unit price (excl. VAT/GST): $1,298.61


Applicable VAT/GST (if any): 0.0000 %